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So I just wanted to share my actual vows, because I thought y'all might get a kick out of them. It was the scene where the emperor penguins had traveled over 100 kilometers to their ancestral breeding ground and had begun to pair off as mates, crossing their beaks over each other to show their love.
It was beautiful and moving, but I also remember thinking: “Where’s my penguin?