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Ned gets a locker next to Timmy Toot-Toot and searches for a new one; Moze competes with Suzie to have the best locker in the school; Cookie's locker is far away from gym class and must go to great lengths to avoid being late.
Ned tries to find the girl who kissed his name on the "hottie list" in the girls' bathroom; Moze becomes afraid of the bathroom when The Huge Crew takes over; Cookie has to go to the bathroom all day, and in panic, accidentally runs into the girls' bathroom, a blunder Ned experienced in kindergarten.
Ned tries to get people excited for the pep rally, but the whole school lacks pep; Moze must give a speech at the pep rally; Cookie prepares to do a stunt for the whole school.
Ned tries to stop One Bite, a kid who takes one huge bite out of everyone's lunches; Moze wonders why Suzie will not sit with her at lunch; Cookie becomes paranoid after the lunch lady predicts that he will be creamed, crushed, mashed, and black-eyed.
Moze chooses Seth to be her project partner, but he refuses to do work; Loomer steals Ned and Cookie's baby for life science class.
Cookie, Ned and Moze all get detention, after throwing a paper airplane by accident, and they are at risk from older students.
Ned steals Sweeney's "golden notebook" to help him study for a test; Moze finds a notebook full of rumors, and others come to believe that Suzie Crabgrass was the one who wrote it; Cookie starts recording video instead of taking notes.
Ned gets caught passing notes in class for Bitsy and is determined to get her back for it; Moze finds a love note written to her, which she suspects was written by Loomer; Cookie gets excuse notes from Le Forger, which allows him to get away with anything.
Ned and Cookie's friendship falters when Cookie joins the Killer Bees; Moze tries to make friends with the Huge Crew.
The school talent show is coming, but it is always the same boring acts.
So Ned, Moze and Cookie organize an alternative talent show called "Talentpalooza" where the students perform the talents they want. He initially wants to back out, but Moze and Cookie convince him to run so he can beat Suzie Crabgrass and Doug the most popular guy in school.
Ned tries out for basketball; Moze tries out for everything to compete with Suzie; Cookie tries out for cheerleading.