Funny single dating profiles


07-Dec-2019 10:45

So if you think you are a perfect match for me go ahead and send me a message. Looking for a Channing Tatum to my whoever the girl from Step Up 1 was.

I have a Reese Witherspoon personality, Nicki Minaj body and the eyes of Frank Sinatra.

I share my apartment with my cat, Joker, who I share all of my secrets with. I have a consistent urge to do everything properly all of the time. I like to chant by myself late at night in the candlelight. I am so good at cooking that I should be on Masterchef. I take time when I do things, so if you like to rush don’t bother matching up with me. A kind, caring soul who can be open minded about the things they do in life. On our first date I’ll take you to Paris to eat escargot and drink wine on the Eiffel tower. I’m quirky, competitive and quiet most of the time. I also like to push others (in a non-violent-pushes-to-the-ground-type-of-way).

I believe in having a free spirit and keeping things simple. Just kidding, we’ll probably go see a movie or visit the bar downtown. I know how to use their, they’re and there properly.

Probably best to avoid depicting yourself as a psycho stalker if you want people to message you. First, you have the picture, which is nothing short of epic.

He’s decked out in armor and has a long sword slung casually over his shoulder as he looks off to the side, as if to say, “I’m too cool to look directly at the camera.” Evidence suggests this type of photo is very attractive to online daters.

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I enjoy [activity] with my friends or watching [popular television show or movie] on my own. Of course, writing a funny and attractive dating profile is no easy task.

“We come outside and we see my car’s on fire,” Jake continues.

“I pull out a bag of marshmallows and I go, ‘No, I knew this was gonna happen.’ And then I kiss you.

Feel free to message me if you find anything in common with me.

If you’ve been active on a dating site for a while, you know most dating profiles look very similar to one another.

He even writes out the banter: “You go, ‘…Is that dangerous?



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