Dating a southern man
” no starter, or main course just a sprint through to dessert.
The Shallow Man is risking a storm of abuse by bringing this up again, but, I’ve been told repeatedly by expat women, even as recently as yesterday (thank you Vittoria) that Dutch men are tighter than a virgin female flea.
If you, as an expat woman, turn up for your date, as is normal in most countries, in a nice outfit, stylishly cut shoes, makeup and styled hair, your Dutch date will have a minor heart attack.
He is likely to ask you what that stuff is on your face, and if you are planning to attend a wedding after the date.
Before telling you about the mistakes expats often make when dating a Dutch man, here’s a story about an incident in Amsterdam.
A female friend and sometimes running partner of the Shallow Man was having a massage in a place in the Rivierenbuurt.
Dutch men, used as they are to having antelope served to them on a denim covered plate, have missed out on this vital part of human relations during their development to adulthood.Dutch women, are often very blunt in their intentions and don’t waste time with such things as flirting.If a woman flirts with a Dutch man the likely response will be “so are we going to your place or mine?The shallow man advises that on the day of the date, that you put your TV on Nederland een, between 7 and 9 and watch Vandaag de Dag.
Look at how poorly dressed the presenters of this show are and simply copy them. Your date will love you and not fear for the money in his wallet.
Several disappointed, international antelope, have asked me where they went wrong in their pursuit of the Dutch Lion.