Dating a bitch


30-Oct-2020 16:00

There’s little worse than dating a girl who’s broke.Dating a broke girl is like keeping a Redbox rental too long, eventually you will pay way too much for that shit! Broke girls remain focused on keeping their hair and nails done.Every time I get around a broke girl, all she talks about is the new i Phone or the new i Pad, and the entire time I’m thinking, “Hey, how about finding an i Job?

Broke girls always try to give you stuff that’s free and call it a gift.

You should hustle your broke ass to a job interview. Broke girls know everything, it’s like they have a 24-hour news channel that broadcasts all the breaking news you don’t give a shit about.

Broke girls can tell you who is dating who, who is getting dumped, and who is moving in or out of the neighborhood.

They reduce female behavior to a binary choice, when, in fact, behavior can never be compared to an either/or proposition.

The people who are happily married all figured out which trade-offs were worth it. It tells them to have boundaries, so as to avoid the fate of all the women who read “He’s Just Not That Into You”. Anyone who tells you that this will make you a doormat (as opposed to the perfect wife), has absolutely no understanding of what makes men tick. How we feel around you determines whether we want to stick around for life.

Every Valentine’s Day, broke girls put on lingerie and stroll in the bedroom, umm how exactly is this a gift?